Things to do while trying to watch the championship games today.

—Rearrange your apartment. Move ALL THE BOOKS.
—When you get bored before halftime, switch to Food Network.
—In the third quarter of the 49ers/Giants game, take a nap.
—For a late lunch with a game on as background noise, drink a glass of wine with some good cheese and French bread.
—Read a book. Occasionally look up to check the score.
—Drink the rest of the wine. Tweet obnoxiously.
—Go get a po-boy. Pick up a king cake on the way home. Make some coffee. Play your best NOLA music mix. Realize even though the Saints lost, we still win.